February 2012
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i have olive oil in my ears. massive ride 2k12
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i am getting an enormous bruise it is the same colour as my jumper. my jumper is blue
also, while skyping with ma i was eating aldi’s fake mini eggs (79c for a bag BOOOOM) and about two-thirds of my way through the bag she said ‘you’re eating an awful lot of those…’ and i was like ‘YEAH THEY’RE YUM!’ and then i finished the bag and did a groan and told her i had a tummy ache and she made an unimpressed face and said HMMMMMMMMMMM
also i got pretty excited at the prospect of going home-home and eating beans on toast and she did a concerned face
my mam was like ‘do you have chicken soup? you should get chicken soup. did you buy chicken soup?’ and i said ‘i bought cheese dippers?’ and she did this face :|
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i think i bruised a rib or something. could someone please carry me to aldi and then the closest stockist of pop tarts? thanks
mamapussycat replied to your photo: i am pink like percy pig
idk I luv u so much
it’s just coz i’m a cat
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i’m real clever because all my painkillers have caffeine in and i am awake awake so awake
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i don’t know whether my head is up my heiney or in the clouds
filenames in my writing folder include lol.txt, haha.txt, fuqfuqfuq.txt, ya.txt and Untitleds numbered from 1 to 10
I am very ill and quite sore but i’ve managed to stay up late tap tap tapping about feminism for no other reason than the sheer craic of it
and infantilisation is my fave word apparo
formatting an essay to form an acrostic of the lyrics to Viva Forever by the spice girls
i was going to do some work today but all i’ve done so far is miss pals
so far this semester i have managed to reduce a lecturer to the use of passive-aggressive parentheses
Watchwebcamtears:
from http://buttsmonthly.tumblr.com
hi i did a cry for webcamtears because i like webcamtears a lot
do you have internet and street smarts?
my hobbies include the foetal position
judging from her response to both me and my sister getting UTIs in the past month, my mam apparently thinks it’s better to have raised two daughters who don’t know how to wipe their peepers properly than to have two 20-something daughters who have done sex
my ma was a nurse for forty years. denial’s not just a river in egypt mammy, EH EH EH