also, while skyping with ma i was eating aldi’s fake mini eggs (79c for a bag BOOOOM) and about two-thirds of my way through the bag she said ‘you’re eating an awful lot of those…’ and i was like ‘YEAH THEY’RE YUM!’ and then i finished the bag and did a groan and told her i had a tummy ache and she made an unimpressed face and said HMMMMMMMMMMM

3 months ago 
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